I woke up with the plague this morning. No warning, just boom, totally sick. Head draining, throat closed, i feel like i'm dying. Perhaps I shouldn't have been out dancing until 4:00 a.m. last night, but i felt fine last night. Already warned my dancing buddy to load up on the airborne since i seem to be afflicted with the black death and he doesn't need to get sick. Please shoot me and put me out of my misery. Now.